- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

the sky is green no it is not

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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