What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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