- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

one stop shop

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What would u like to drink?

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

im @ work, LOL.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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