Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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