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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Im gay What about you

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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