- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Women's Rights

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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