A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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