And you honored it I see :P

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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ejaculation JLR

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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