a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Penis chickens

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Anti Joke

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