- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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