What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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i had sex.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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