- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Knock Knock. Not home.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

The Labour Party.

Women's rights

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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