- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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