- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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