- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

poopy is poopy

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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