Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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sfdg

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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