- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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