- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

I C U P White stuff

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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