- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Pickles are powerful

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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