Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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