- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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