- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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