what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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