A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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