Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Sarah Palin's political campaign

I went to work today....

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Anti Joke

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