- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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