- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Ready for something funny? nothing

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Wenis Penis

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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