- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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