- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

whats 7+4? 74

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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