- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Andoni was here

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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