Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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