- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

your mama's so fat... that's it

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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