- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

XD Jackass.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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