- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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