- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

knock knock? come in

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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