- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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