- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Jake. Walsh.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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