- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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