A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Once upon a time, The end.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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