- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

You had better thumbs up this post.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

knock knock Goodbye

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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