- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

That is so fetch

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Connor is homosexuaI

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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