There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A woman walks into a bar.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Do the roar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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