- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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