- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Pickles are powerful

my egg roll

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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