- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Water? I hardly know her.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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