- Anti Joke

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die