Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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