Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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