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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.