what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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the bible

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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