- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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