- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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