- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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