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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

you see theres this guy.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

France had one revolution

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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