- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

a

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??