- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Sex

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Neither did she.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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