- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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