Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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penis. nuff said.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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