Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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