Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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