- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A woman walks into a bar.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Do the roar!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!