- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Bob Saget

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

8--------------------- penis

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What's white and black? Color blind.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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