Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Rush Limbaugh

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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