- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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