- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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