- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Please Rape William Wright

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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