- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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