Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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