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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's white and black? Color blind.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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