- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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