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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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