Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Sloths

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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