An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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