- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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