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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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