- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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