- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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