- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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