- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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