- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Women's rights.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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