What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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