- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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