- Anti Joke

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.