Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A dyslexic blind man

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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