- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Guest what in the butt

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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