- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

You sick fiend

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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