What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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