- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Sex

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Neither did she.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Obama

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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