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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

So a bar walks into a man...

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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