What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

i killed my family

I'm so punny.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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