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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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