- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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