- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

The cream, it is coming

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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