What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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