- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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