- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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