- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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