- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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