Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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