A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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whats black and large -me

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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1d

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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poopoo

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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