what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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