- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did katy fall off her bike?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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