- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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