How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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