- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

whats up and also down? your mum

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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