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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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