- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

womans having rights.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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