- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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