- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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