Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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I'm Coming

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Boner

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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An man walks to a bra

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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