What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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