- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Sloths

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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