what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what are three short words? i a am

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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