- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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