Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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