- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Hi what I lug you

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Sixty... eight

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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