- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

My spelling is horrible

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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