How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Womans baksetball...

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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