- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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