Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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