- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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