WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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