- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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