- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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