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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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